Adventures Of Cupid

 Valentines is a season for love and infatuation. When Cupid supposedly makes his rounds about the planet aiming his darts at unsuspecting couples to make them fall in love. A match made in heaven as they say.

 Well tonight, cupid is doing something a little different. He's aiming his arrows at just about anybody who spews out venomous anger and hatred. The cherubs aim this year is to heal the world rather then match couples in paradise.

 Use the A and D keys to walk. Hit the K button to jump and the J key to shoot arrows. In no time will you have the world in heavenly order!

 I loved the retro look and feel to this platformer very much. However, the controllers were a very big pain in the butt. Most people are used to either the Arrow or WASD keys. But this game uses niether. Oh well. Other then that sorethumb, I thought the Adventures of Cupid was pretty cool!


Ratings: 3.5 Stars!
  

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Adam and Eve 3

 Although Valentine's Day is pretty much over, it's not too late to celebrate the first pair once more. Unfortunately, after the First and then Second Anniversary(in which she became Queen of Egypt), Eve soon succumbed to a rare bacterial infection. She passed away and left him lonely until he laid eyes upon a sweet Ethiopian.

 Now you must once again trek across the rugged landscape bartering with various locals. These creeps won't let you pass unless you give or do something for them in return. Eventually, you'll find an Ethiopian girl just waiting to consummate the marriage!

 Adam and Eve three is a lot like one and two in design and portrait. Same beat, same format which is not a bad thing mind you as straying might lessen the games quality. Maybe next time they could do one in suburbia(a Flintstoneesque). But all in all, I think Fastgames light-heartedly did a great job orchestrating a biblical account humorously.


Ratings: 5 Stars!


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Monkey Go Happy Hearts

 What other time of year do you see cupid makin g his rounds or hearts floating about like Tweety Bird? Why Valentine's Day of course! Which means the monkey needs to find all those anthropomorphic hearts if he ever wants to achieve that elusive state of happiness.

 There are 20 stages in all. Within each lay three hearts who's spirits must be lifted in order to advance further. All you've gotta do is tap to interact with needed objects and drag-and-drop em to solve certain puzzles. 23 hearts must be sought in level 20. Before you ask here's the solution to the heart door. From left to right...

Down, Up, Down, Down, Up, and Down 

 This is pretty much like all previous Monkey Go Happy editions(just with a Valentine facelift). Which I'm sure you don't mind. The challenge is just right. Personally, I see this as more of an adventure then a mind-scratching puzzle. All in all, this game lives up to the standard of the ever-expanding repertoire of the Monkey Go Happy bananza!


Ratings: 5 Stars!


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Loved Monsters

 Everyone knows about those pesky love bugs. How they migrate in late Spring and Summer. But have you heard of the Love Monster?

 You see, most grotesque creatures are mean and scary. But not these love birds. Just like there are love bugs among insects, so there are love monsters. These brutes grow to be 15 feet tall and coddle for up to 30 days. During mating season they cannot survive apart from each other. And that's where you come in.

 Within each level, you must get humpty dumpty(the Mr.) from point A to point B(the Mrs.). While you're at it, be sure to collect up to three hearts for added points. There are 29 levels in all(30 if you collect every heart in each one). Good luck and may Cupid smile upon you!

 I thought the game was well-executed with high-definition graphics and superb computer animation. Music was pretty good(though a mute button is provided). All in all, I felt this was worth my 5 minutes! In case you get stuck, a walkthrough is provided in game(if that doesn't work then Click Here).



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Wheely 2

 February ain't over yet. This month is owned by Valentine. With hearts and cupids studding about to make the perfect match in Heaven. What do you know? Wheely has a crush on that cute Oldsmobile trodding along interstate 247!

 Lucky for him, this racer has a trophy stuffed in the trunk to show off from the Last Installment. Only problem is she is playing hard to get. This little rockie must traverse through land and sea. Through trains, plains, and automobiles to reach his one and only true love-MS. Pinky!

 Now the they can get married and have an unforgettable honeymoon together. With a little engine oil on the rocks! I hope it works out for the two of them. Maybe she'll bring fourth Wheely junior.


 Stay tuned for Wheely 3 and 4!


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Adam & Eve 2

"Adam and Eve on a raft"! "Rake 'em"!!

 Well Adam is at it again. And this time she has been abducted by the Egyptians. Apparently a pack of sojourners sold her to the royal secretary. When all the courtesans caught eye of her, immediately she was promoted as Queen of the Nile! But no suitable king could be found across the land of Mizraim.

 You see, Pharaoh had recently passed-on-without an air to the throne. Their law declares "Whensoever the One that Ruleth the land shalt pass away, Thou shalt choose rather out of thy King's quiverful to succeed as the Pharaoh of Egypt. If there shalt be no air unto thy throne, then thy Queen whom thou selecteth shalt choose". The problem is, she's not into anybody! But luckily she does remember you

 As Adam you must trek to the Land of Ham. Amid many nomads and dinosaurs. There are plenty of obstacles to detour your mind. Just use your mouse to discover the solution. Perhaps a bird might udder a secret.

Adam and Eve 2 Review

 As with part 1, Adam and Eve 2 will immerse you into the dilemmas of paleolithic culture. it has an easy listening finger-popping vibe and has a biblically themed repertoire. Difficulty might be easy. But hey, this is more of a storyline then an actual challenge.


Ratings: 5 Stars!


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Valantine's Conquest

 Every year about the 14th of February Cupid makes his heavenly rounds-matching couples just meant for each other(at least in his view). He has been renown to infuse the desire of love within each of our hearts for that special someone of the opposite sex.

 But not this year! Instead, bozo will take matters into his own hands. Weather Cupid cues in or not, this romantic is determined to fall in love with a neighborhood girl he's had the hots for over a year! He's sick and tired of falling for the wrong woman every time. So this time, Boo Boo will fend for himself.

 Of course Cupid ain't real happy about doofus's infidelity. So he's sent his demonic brothers to wreak havoc on Mr. Love's adventures. Surprise! Surprise! Mr. Cupid is The Devil disguised as an angel of light(what else is new). But seriously, watch out for devilish cupids and a few brooding vipers along the way. And don't go running off a cliff either. Besides, your lover is just as infatuated with you as you are of her. She'll be there waiting for a life long committed relationship at games end!

 Valentine's Conquest is somewhat corny yet a fun-filled adventure nonetheless. A bit short and limited, this game is a platformer with a bit of a storyline. While no box of chocolates, this adventure will at least occupy the last 5 minutes of Valentine's Day 2014!


Oh and Happy Valentine's Day!


Ratings: 4.0 Stars!


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Clearence Big Chance

 There's nothing worse than being a mama's boy for over 45 years-pretending to hold a job only to keep from getting kicked out as a dead-beat. And that's exactly what tubby true love has been attempting for 10 years.

 Meet Mr. Clarence-a 40 something single who's not settled in with a girl much less had a date with one. For all of his adult life he has been repulsive from top to bottom. His love life has seen nothing but the hand of utter rejection. But there is a proverbial light at the end of the tunnel.

 At the age of 47, Mr. Clarence has finally found a girl who's willing to be wooed out of her socks. He has a date and must get ready before 8 tonight sharp. But there are a few obstacles to overcome.

 His mansion is infested with hooligans of every kind. From rats, killer fish, even raging mama's with a vendetta! You must try and defeat or otherwise get around such pests and make the good and necessary preparations to land a success with your date. There are five endings to this story. Each one is dependent on you.

Review of Clearence Big Chance

 This quest will surely bring you on a retrospective journey through the era of regular NES, Super Nintendo, or even Sega Genesis. The soundtracking will give you a sense of nostalgia smothered with a helping of classic church music thrown in the mix. The challenge is just right for anyone looking for an adventurous platformer without the frustration! Clearly "Clarence's Big Chance" shall satiate the desire of many looking for an almost endless extravaganza!

 Other than a few nuanced glitches, I find no fault with this awesome two-dimensional flash game. Enjoy!


Ratings: 4.9 Stars!


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Suit Valentine Indulgences

 It's that time of year again when sweethearts mingle and Cupid makes his rounds across the globe. Lucky for you I've assembled a handful of sweet amenities to indulge your little love handles. Just don't blame me when the dentist comes knocking on your door.

#1 Lilith-It's Valentine's Day

 Join Emma and Lilith as they both prepare a gift from scratch in this spot-the-difference game. Although both come from peculiar backgrounds, they have come to appreciate the gift of friendship and will each go out of their way to court the other(platonically speaking).



Ratings: 5 Stars!



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#2 Choko Chai-Escape On Valentine Day

 Apparently someone has pulled a Valentine's prank on you. But don't fret. Just use your noodle to ingeniously combine what happens to be at your disposal. You might need to decipher a few codes here or there. But for what you'll find outside, I'm sure you'll agree it's worth the hassle.



Ratings: 4.5 Stars!



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#3 Lover's Room Escape

 Well, what do we have here? Seems like you're a bit of a romanticist carving a getaway-just for the two of you. Away from the hustle and bustle. For one night of the year.

 So here's your chance to surprise her with only the best that love can buy! You must search through every nook and cranny to etch out the best romantic getaway possible. Besides, a little serendipity wouldn't hurt.



Ratings: 5 Stars!



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#4 Valentiner(Now Valentine Math Pacman)

 Now before Cupid can travel to and fro upon the four corners of the landscape, the guy needs some cash to revamp his quiver. You must aid this cherub as he goes treasure hunting on cloud 9 in the heavens. Just be sure to reach minimum quota. Or else forfeit matching soul-mates on Earth and get locked-up in Tartarus!


You might notice it's very akin to Gold Miner.

 Valentiner has a suggestive scene for children(when one picks Susan). But to make it up to you, here's Valentine Math Pacman! Where Pacman must swallow hearts instead of pills. Just beware, the reverse switch only makes these spooks edible a very short time!

#5 Valentine's Day Search For Love

 Once upon a time, there lived a neighborhood girl of whom this boy had a little crush on. On close examination, even she had the hots for him. But it would take next Valentine's Day for the both of them to once again get a chance to break the ice(don't ask). Check out the rest of the story in another spot-the-difference Valentine's game.



Ratings: 5 Stars!



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#6 Sweet Valentine

 Don't blame me if your sweetheart has a fetish for kidnapping you! Apparently she has done just that. Now you must pull the strings and put the pieces together to try to find a way out of this mess. It doesn't look like this will be a good Valentine's Day ai.



Ratings: 4.8 Stars!



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#7 Adam and Eve

 What better way to commemorate this holiday than to remember the very first courtship upon planet Earth! You must guide Adam through thick and thin to seek and find his one and only love-Eve. Truly a match made in Heaven(or not).



Ratings: 5 Stars!



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#8 Monkey Go Happy Valentines

 And now our final selection brings us to another Valentine Monkey Go Happy flic by the fine folks down at Pencilkids. This one appears to be a step above Monkey Go Happy Hearts.






Ratings: 5 Stars!



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That's all the chocolates I have on this special occasion. May you all have a splendid and happy Valentine's Day!



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Adam and Eve

Adam and Eve is a point-and-click adventure from the studios of begamer.com.

 Come take a journey with Adam through lush valleys, rugged terrain, and a few rocky crags. Help him evade a couple of dinosaurs, appease a T. Rex, and solve a few ancient riddles to gain back access into the Garden of Eden and give his one and only soul mate Eve a box of chocolates. Where did all these cave men originate? lol. Are they aliens among us? Yikes!!!

 Anyways, Adam and Eve comes in a 2.0 gourmet package. Complete with zany graphics and smooth animation. The music and soundtracking add flavor and a cloven spirit of interactivity. If you're looking for a little light-hearted romance, I highly recommend you give this skit a shot. You pull the strings!


By the way, Happy Valentine's Day!


For more primordial romance, check out Adam and Eve 2!


Ratings: 5 Stars!


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Romance Maker

 It's that time of year again! When cupids and hearts collide. Love and infatuation go hand in hand. Why it's Valentines Day!

 Tonight, you are omnipresent-in the third-person. Another words, a cupid with wings. Try to find the right combo of actions and make these two folks fall in love. Basically, your slowly wooing them until their hearts are primed for a good archive.

 Use the items in your inventory in the correct sequence to watch the drama unfold!

Romance Maker Review

 I greatly enjoyed dictating each scene and find out what happens next. Unlike some(if not most) role-playing-games, "Romance Maker" has structure and root. Plus it ain't all about the battalion.

 The old-fashioned movie projection coupled with the gourmet animation gives "Romance Maker" a certain luster you can't help but appreciate.


Ratings: 5 Stars!

Romance Maker Walkthrough

1. An onion seed

2. A incantation book

3. An Easter Egg

4. A tree stalk

5. Some tools

6. A radio

7. A hammer

8. A bow and arrow


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Heart Attack

 Perhaps tonight you'd rather join the good guys on Valentine's Day. You've practically already demolished your reputation getting acquainted with the dark side playing "Valentine Crush". Perhaps now that it's Valentine's Day, they'll amend the fact that you have betrayed all that is good. May I present to you...

Heart Attack

 Tonight, many peoples hearts are being attacked by little vicious devils and mischievous gremlins. Their aim is exactly what you were doing. Breaking up relationships and turning their hearts unto the dark side. Now you must save these poor innocent hearts by destroying your former pals you once cherished.

 There are 8 hearts you must protect on each platform. Use your arrows to shoot(via Space Bar) and hit B to blast them away block by block(be wary as you only have a limited number of arrows and only 3 bombs). Steer away with the Arrow Keys. The more hearts saved, the higher your score. With each passing platform, you earn an extra bomb. Good luck and may the cupid god's smile upon you!

Heart Attack Review

 The execution was perfect! With the music giving you the sense that something awful is about to happen down a dark lonesome urban allay. Only you can ward off evil and save the day! Those malevolent soundtracks does add further spice to the recipe. The game play runs anywhere between a first-person shooter and an adventure platformer. I'd wish they'd give more lives and ammo. But aside form that blunder, "Preloaded" has done an outstanding job on animation and scroll-playing graphics!



Ratings: 5 Stars!



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Valentine Crush

 Valentine's Day is all about puppy love and butterflies in your stomach. Chocolate is sweeter. The roses are more red and cupid is poised to strike you with his darts. But is it to further the cause of love? No!

 This year, cupid has given up on love. Instead, he's endeavoring to break-up as many couples possible. His arrows are now dipped in bitterness and is getting ready to strike the next round of unsuspecting sweet-hearts. he needs your help to accomplish this malevolent task.

 Find two or more pairs of the same color-coded hearts(a.k.a. love-birds) to sow the seeds of discord to score more points(the more the better). Those hearts that glow are worth double your or ordinary soul-mates. A green broken heart symbolizes an already broken relationship(use that to get out of a jam). But leave more then ten without a bad match and your anti-cupid days are over! Good luck and may the fairies be with you!

Valentine Crush Review

 I love how the execution has the feel of a scratch film from the Roaring 20's. With Reggie music giving you a sense of antiquity. The sound-effects likewise gives fond memories of an arcade during the 80's. Now the game was a bit too easy but I did enjoy it nonetheless. The flash and animation was suburb and of squeaky-clean quality. One of the best Valentine's games I've seen thus far!


Ratings: 4.99 Stars!


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Valentine's Escape

 Getting to your girlfriends heart ain't as easy as they'd want you to believe. It takes work, a lot of patience, and inner strength. Things some guys just don't have. Well, this fella has really messed up pretty bad. She won't even talk to him anymore. Leaving him to pick up the pieces.

 Get inside the man's head as he feels shunned and so has locked himself up in his minds closet(or in this case an imaginary bedroom). Find all the hidden 14 puzzle pieces. Connect all of them at the door to solve this perplexing riddle and open the key to your lovers heart. That way, you'll live happily ever after.

Valentine's Day Escape Review

 I wish there was more interactivity and animation to the game play(heck, not even any music or sounds to accompany your quest). Although I've gotta give it to their resolution. As they say a pictures worth a thousand words. Great job "Cafe Cafe Games"! Yes, it needs a little more oomph. But all in all, I enjoy this relevant room-escape.


Ratings: 3.9 Stars! 

Valentine's Day Escape Walkthrough

1. Under the bed right side.

2. Behind Teddy Bear.

3. Behind Teddy Bear painting.

4. Within cabinet up in a box on shelf.

5. Within chest(click left nob to open).

6. Within second, fourth, and fifth draws below butterfly painting.

7. Right beside drawers on the floor to your left.

8. Under upper right corner of rug.

9. Under the right side of head lamp.

10. Behind right curtain.

11. Within right side of plant vase.

12. Forth book from the right on bottom book shelf.

13. On top of mirror near small crown.

14. Right under the dressing chair mat.

15. Now go to the front door and put all the pieces together to open the key to your lovers heart.

*Note* Some pieces don't appear until you've acquired some other pieces.




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